matdoesdev/Caddyfile

# xcaddy build \
#     --with github.com/mat-1/matdoesdev-caddy
{
	log default {
		output file /var/log/caddy/caddy.log
		format json
		include http.log.access
	}
}

(https_redirect) {
	@do_https_redirect {
		not header_regexp veryoldbrowser User-Agent Navigator|MSIE|Mosaic|Kindle|^curl|NintendoBrowser/
		not host *.onion *.*.onion
		protocol http
	}
	redir @do_https_redirect https://{host}{uri}
}

(gif_redirect) {
	@do_not_gif_redirect {
		not header_regexp oldweb_today Origin http://localhost:10001
		not header_regexp oldweb_today Origin oldweb.today
		not header_regexp veryveryoldbrowser User-Agent Navigator|MSIE|NCSA_Mosaic
	}
	vars not_gif_redirect false
	vars @do_not_gif_redirect not_gif_redirect true
	@do_gif_redirect {
		expression `{vars.not_gif_redirect} == false`
		path_regexp ^/retro/.*\.png$
	}

	uri @do_gif_redirect path_regexp \.png$ .gif
}

# this is necessary for http:// to work on old browsers
http://matdoes.dev https://matdoes.dev http://matctazmu565vivubva3p3bulaneangiff47xmnezzjx2nuinwjoxjyd.onion {
	import https_redirect
	import gif_redirect

	@not_retro not path /retro
	header @not_retro Server "caddy i think"
	header /retro Server "CERN httpd"

	# block chrome but not chromium-based browsers
	@chrome {
		header_regexp chrome User-Agent Chrome\/[0-9./]+\s(Mobile\s)?Safari\/[0-9./]+$
		not header_regexp not_chrome User-Agent Googlebot/|eightyeightthirtyone
		not path /dot_git/*
	}
	# respond @chrome "This site is best viewed with Firefox (or any browser that isn't Chrome).

	#If you're unable to use Firefox, you can also access this website via SSH, Gemini, Gopher, Finger, Telnet, and some others." 403

	# easter egg that makes old browsers show the retro page
	@retro_redirect {
		path /
		header_regexp oldbrowser User-Agent PaleMoon|Trident|MSIE|Netscape|Navigator|Mosaic
	}
	redir @retro_redirect http://matdoes.dev/retro 302

	root * /www
	file_server {
		precompressed br gzip
	}

	# redirect to .json if the user requested application/json
	@json {
		header Accept application/json
		not path *.json
	}
	@json_index {
		header Accept application/json
		path /
	}
	rewrite @json_index /.json
	rewrite @json {path}.json

	# redirect to .txt if the user requested text/plain
	@txt {
		header Accept text/plain
		not path *.txt
	}
	@txt_index {
		header Accept text/plain
		path /
	}
	rewrite @txt_index /.txt
	rewrite @txt {path}.txt
	# rewrite /.txt to /index.txt
	rewrite /.txt /index.txt

	# make /index.html show different page
	rewrite /index.html /index.htm
	header /index.html Server nginx

	# don't require .html
	try_files {path} {path}.html

	# allow requests from anywhere
	header Access-Control-Allow-Origin "*"

	# advertise onion site in headers
	@website host matdoes.dev
	header @website Onion-Location http://matctazmu565vivubva3p3bulaneangiff47xmnezzjx2nuinwjoxjyd.onion{path}

	log {
		output file /var/log/caddy/matdoes.dev.log
	}

	# fediverse webfinger support
	handle /.well-known/host-meta {
		redir https://f.matdoes.dev{uri}
	}
	handle /.well-known/webfinger {
		redir https://f.matdoes.dev{uri}
	}
	# matrix support
	handle /.well-known/matrix/* {
		redir https://matrix.matdoes.dev{uri}
	}

	# .git easter egg
	uri /.git/* replace .git dot_git 1

	route /buttons/88x31.* {
		uri strip_prefix /buttons
		file_server {
			root /opt/x227f
		}
	}
	route /buttons/stats.json {
		uri strip_prefix /buttons
		file_server {
			root /opt/x227f
		}
	}
	handle_path /buttons/i/* {
		try_files {path} {path}.png {path}.gif {path}.jpg {path}.webp {path}.avif {path}.bmp
		root * /opt/x227f/buttons
		file_server
	}
	handle_path /minecraft-uuids/api/* {
		rewrite * {path}.gz
		file_server {
			root /opt/minecraft-uuids-api
		}
		header Content-Type text/plain
		header Content-Encoding gzip
	}
	route /sandcats/* {
		uri strip_prefix /sandcats
		file_server {
			root /opt/sandcats
		}
	}
	route /retro/music/* {
		uri strip_prefix /retro/music
		file_server {
			root /opt/music
		}
	}

	handle_path /shwecky {
		reverse_proxy https://shrecked.dev {
			header_up Host shrecked.dev
		}
	}

	route /status.json {
		reverse_proxy 127.0.0.1:9247 {
			rewrite /
		}
	}

	handle_errors 400 {
		respond "🐟"
	}
	handle_errors {
		@should_be_404 {
			expression {http.error.status_code} == 404
			not random_paths 0.05
		}
		@should_be_451 {
			expression {http.error.status_code} == 404
			random_paths 0.05
		}

		vars is_451 false
		vars @should_be_451 is_451 true
		@is_451 `{vars.is_451} == true`
		@is_not_451 `{vars.is_451} == false`

		rewrite @is_451 /451.html
		file_server @is_451 {
			status 451
		}

		rewrite @should_be_404 /404.html
		file_server @is_not_451
	}
}

staging.matdoes.dev {
	log
	root * /www-staging
	file_server {
		precompressed br gzip
	}

	# redirect to .json if the user requested application/json
	@json {
		header Accept application/json
		not path *.json
	}
	@json_index {
		header Accept application/json
		path /
	}
	rewrite @json_index /.json
	rewrite @json {path}.json

	# don't require .html
	try_files {path} {path}.html

	handle /robots.txt {
		respond "User-agent: *
Disallow: /"
	}
}

(matrix_media_proxy) {
	handle /_matrix/media/*/download/matdoes.dev/discord_* {
		header Access-Control-Allow-Origin *
		# Remove path prefix
		uri path_regexp ^/_matrix/media/.+/download/matdoes\.dev/discord_ /
		# The mxc patterns use | instead of /, so replace it first turning it into attachments/1234/5678/filename.png
		uri replace "%7C" /
		reverse_proxy {
			# reverse_proxy automatically includes the uri, so no {uri} at the end
			to https://cdn.discordapp.com
			# Caddy doesn't set the Host header automatically when reverse proxying
			# (because usually reverse proxies are local and don't care about Host headers)
			header_up Host cdn.discordapp.com
		}
	}
	# Do the same for thumbnails, but redirect to media.discordapp.net (which is Discord's thumbnailing server, and happens to use similar width/height params as Matrix)
	# Alternatively, you can point this at cdn.discordapp.com too. Clients shouldn't mind even if they get a bigger image than they asked for.
	handle /_matrix/media/*/thumbnail/matdoes.dev/discord_* {
		header Access-Control-Allow-Origin *
		uri path_regexp ^/_matrix/media/.+/thumbnail/matdoes\.dev/discord_ /
		uri replace "%7C" /
		reverse_proxy {
			to https://media.discordapp.net
			header_up Host media.discordapp.net
		}
	}
}
matrix.matdoes.dev matrix.matdoes.dev:8448 {
	log {
		output file /var/log/caddy/matrix.matdoes.dev.log
	}
	handle /.well-known/matrix/server {
		header content-type application/json
		respond "{\"m.server\":\"matrix.matdoes.dev\"}"
	}
	handle /.well-known/matrix/client {
		reverse_proxy 127.0.0.1:81
	}
	handle {
		reverse_proxy 127.0.0.1:6167
	}
}

stats.matrix.matdoes.dev {
	log
	reverse_proxy 127.0.0.1:81
}

fedi.matdoes.dev {
	log
	handle * {
		redir https://f.matdoes.dev{uri}
	}
}

f.matdoes.dev media.f.matdoes.dev cache.f.matdoes.dev {
	log {
		output file /var/log/caddy/f.matdoes.dev.log
	}
	@chrome {
		header_regexp chrome User-Agent Chrome\/[0-9./]+\s(Mobile\s)?Safari\/[0-9./]+$
		not header User-Agent *Googlebot/*
	}

	respond @chrome "This site is best viewed with Firefox (or literally any browser that isn't Chrome)." 403
	reverse_proxy 127.0.0.1:4000
}
git.matdoes.dev {
	log
	reverse_proxy 127.0.0.1:3000
}
http://s.matdoes.dev https://s.matdoes.dev {
	import https_redirect
	log

	reverse_proxy 127.0.0.1:28019
}

staging.s.matdoes.dev {
	log
	reverse_proxy 127.0.0.1:28020
}

mail.matdoes.dev {
	log
	respond "mat's mail server :)"
}

matdoes.dev. {
	log
	# tls /home/caddy/.local/share/caddy/certificates/acme-v02.api.letsencrypt.org-directory/matdoes.dev/matdoes.dev.crt /home/caddy/.local/share/caddy/certificates/acme-v02.api.letsencrypt.org-directory/matdoes.dev/matdoes.dev.key

	respond "meow"
}

jmap.matdoes.dev {
	log {
		output file /var/log/caddy/jmap.matdoes.dev.log
	}

	header Access-Control-Allow-Origin "*"
	header Access-Control-Allow-Methods "*"
	header Access-Control-Allow-Headers "*"

#	reverse_proxy https://localhost:8080 {
#		transport http {
#			tls
#			tls_insecure_skip_verify
#		}
#	}
	reverse_proxy http://localhost:8080
}

matdoes.dev:3 {
	log
	header {
		colon3 :3
		Content-Type :3
		Date :3
		Server :3
	}
	respond ":3
"
}

meowww.matdoes.dev {
	log
	reverse_proxy 127.0.0.1:11351
}

hetzner.matdoes.dev {
	log
	redir https://matdoes.dev{uri}
}

5.161.205.195 {
	log
	header {
		Content-Type text/html
		Server "i forgor"
	}
	respond "uwu" 402
}

mcassets.matdoes.dev {
	log
	reverse_proxy 127.0.0.1:10573
}

www.www.matdoes.dev {
	log
	header {
		Content-Type text/html
		Server "meow"
	}
	respond "<meta http-equiv=\"refresh\" content=\"15;url=https://matdoes.dev\">nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" 200
}

www.matdoes.dev {
	log
	redir https://matdoes.dev{uri}
}

seized.matdoes.dev {
	log
	handle /b/* {
		reverse_proxy 127.0.0.1:11270
	}
	handle /banners.json {
		reverse_proxy 127.0.0.1:11270
	}
	reverse_proxy 127.0.0.1:3962
}